Monday, April 18, 2005

Finding My Roots


My dad thinks I require intense hospitalization. My Wife can’t believe her ears. My mother thinks I’m fibbing. My sister-in-law told my mother I had got to be kidding.

But it’s the truth.

I entered home on Saturday evening at 6:45 pm, and didn’t even put my little toe out of the doorway till 9:15 this morning. Which means that I:

(a) didn’t party on Saturday night, and
(b) Didn’t step out the entire day on Sunday.

Hah. And they say I’ve got wheels instead of feet.

Hah!

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